One More thought

I saw this on another blog, and though it was great!
AUSTIN NEEDS:

• Austin needs fare-free public transit,
  

• Austin needs traffic solutions - Opinion,

• Austin needs Gameplay & AI Programmers

• Austin needs to find cinderella.

• Austin Needs Volunteers!
  

• Austin needs more Cheetos and Mountain Dew

• Austin Needs Off-Road Hike ...
  

• Austin-needs housing
  

• Austin needs more to do.
  

Just type YOUR NAME NEEDS into Google search and you'll find some funny things.